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'Snoway! added 6 months 22 days ago

noun, Exclamation of incredulity at someone's ski or snowboarding acrobatics.

abdomate added 6 months 1 day ago

verb, To give up on one's diet.

abssolution added 4 months 8 days ago

noun, Product guaranteed to give you that sculpted look you've been praying for.

abstriction added 4 months 8 days ago

noun, Undefined threat of punishment from parental unit.

afflaction added 7 months 12 days ago

noun, Any injury or illness covered by your quacky insurance.

agrinostic added 4 months 8 days ago

noun, Person who misses the true meaning of agriculture.

aleviate added 4 months 8 days ago

verb, To slowly remove the jeans from a passed-out partner.

ambidextrose added 6 months 6 days ago

adjective, Able to use any sugar or artificial sweetener interchangeably.

Auld Lanxiety added 9 months 8 days ago

noun, Angst one feels approaching New Years when you realize you didn't keep a single one of last year's resolutions.

auntiseptic added 4 months 8 days ago

noun, Your mom's dull as dirt spinster sister.

barackenuf added 6 months 24 days ago

adverb, Subjective measurement of a minority candidate's appeal to the white majority. (an unfortunate consequence of Obama's successful campaign)

barrioster added 4 months 8 days ago

noun, Seedy immigration lawyer.

barristar added 4 months 8 days ago

noun, Glamorous lawyer specializing in high-profile cases that do more for his career than the client's.

blizz-in-l... added 9 months 8 days ago

adverb, Fear of being snowed in at the home of one of the more unpleasant relatives during the holidays.

bloombird added 6 months 25 days ago

noun, Politician perched on a fence trying to decide not only whether to enter a race, but in what party.

bumdazzled added 5 months 5 days ago

adverb, Blinded by the sparkling rhetoric of an otherwise despicable candidate.

Bushled added 7 months 12 days ago

verb, To be pushed into making a quick and often wrong decision by a flurry of faulty facts.

candydate added 4 months 29 days ago

noun, High-priced political escort.

cantodate added 5 months 20 days ago

adverb, Keeping allegiances secret to avoid backing the wrong horse.

carnvention added 5 months 6 days ago

noun, Political gathering where candidates promise to eat each other alive.

caucouscous added 6 months 12 days ago

noun, Traditional ethnic dish served at many political conventions.

celebratting added 9 months 8 days ago

verb, Spending long painful hours with the undisciplined children of friends and family.

champaign... added 4 months 28 days ago

noun, Person only willing to help a candidate at black or white tie events.

clockenspiel added 7 months 2 days ago

noun, A short, but dramatic passage in a speech whose primary purpose is to be the perfect sound bite for the evening news.

conjugrate added 4 months 22 days ago

verb, Making up or misusing verb tenses so badly people wince.

conservotive added 6 months 6 days ago

noun, Republican praying for a viable right wing candidate.

curbulence added 9 months 8 days ago

noun, Often violent jostling of passengers as a result of tires hitting or jumping up a curb.

debaiting added 7 months 4 days ago

verb, Tricking a political opponent into an uncontrollable rant with a not so innocent remark.

demuckrat added 6 months 29 days ago

noun, Politician who has nothing good to say about any of his opponents, and says so constantly.

drollster added 5 months 6 days ago

noun, Person who conducts humorous "Man on the Street" interviews about politics.

dysfinger added 5 months 20 days ago

verb, Handling things with complete digital ineptitude.

eggsnogg added 9 months 8 days ago

noun, Unfortunate lip-locking caused by too much holiday cheer.

fundracing added 6 months 17 days ago

verb, When candidates rush from event to event trying to capitalize on recent primary showings or poll figures.

gangsta' wrap added 4 months 8 days ago

noun, Bizarre layered look favored by suburban youth trying to look like ghetto warriors.

huckasbeen added 6 months 26 days ago

noun, Unknown candidate who had his 15 minutes of fame in an early primary and then faded back to oblivion.

I.Clue added 9 months 8 days ago

noun, Numeric representation of a person's lack of common sense.

implantile added 7 months 4 days ago

adverb, Immature behavior prompted by breast enhancement.

independant added 6 months 6 days ago

noun, Distinct piece of jewelry. Usually worn by voters determined to support third party candidates.

inperspiring added 5 months 5 days ago

verb, Getting so worked up by a person or idea that you break into a sweat.

insultant added 4 months 29 days ago

noun, Person in charge of opposition attacks.

Iraqnophobia added 7 months 2 days ago

noun, Fear of hearing there is no end in sight in Iraq.

jeaneologist added 4 months 8 days ago

noun, Ad exec specializing in the denim market.

lushter added 5 months 20 days ago

noun, The fuzzy glow that everything around you seems to have after too many drinks.

massrebating added 7 months 2 days ago

verb, Political self-gratification in the form of tax refunds.

McCaindidate added 6 months 17 days ago

noun, Politician considered most electable in the general election.

mistleshmoe added 9 months 8 days ago

noun, Office drone who lurks in the doorway at holiday parties looking to get lucky.

mistletorn added 9 months 8 days ago

adverb, Challenging dilemma frequently presented at office holiday parties. Skip the festivities or kiss the troll waiting under the mistletoe at the door.

naderist added 6 months 1 day ago

noun, From the bottom of the political barrel; a politician whose main reason to run is to prove he can.

nagravator added 9 months 8 days ago

noun, 1)The person riding shotgun who always knows a better way to get there than you do. 2)Annoying voice on the GPS device that keeps saying you've missed the turnoff and it must recalculate the route . . . again.

pandaring added 6 months 3 days ago

verb, Making absurd concessions to the Chinese to ensure fresh supplies of bears to American zoos.

panderdate added 4 months 5 days ago

noun, Politician who tailors his promises to fit each campaign stop.

pastorbation added 4 months 8 days ago

noun, Embarrassing public outbursts by a politician's spiritual mentor.

PCDS added 6 months 17 days ago

noun, Post-Coital Ditz Syndrome - loss of physical and mental aptitiude following a robust romp in the sack.

powderburning added 6 months 17 days ago

verb, Blazing down a mountain slope.

pregressive added 6 months 17 days ago

adjective, Passionate about finding a way out.

primerrily added 6 months 19 days ago

adverb, Engaging in activities for the sole purpose of joyful exuberance.

ralfinater added 6 months 25 days ago

noun, Political stooge who enters a race to promote specific issues but instead causes the election of the person most opposed to his causes.

rebulbican added 6 months 29 days ago

noun, Politician who believes he's the only one who can enlighten the country.

snowbawling added 7 months 12 days ago

verb, Uncontrollable blubbering caused by a blizzard cancelling all of your plans.

snowbrawl added 7 months 12 days ago

noun, Winter storm fisticuffs.

sqwelsh added 6 months 1 day ago

verb, To quash potentially embarrassing investigations.

straightegist added 4 months 29 days ago

noun, Publicist who specializes in keeping up a client's heterosexual credentials.

support hos added 4 months 21 days ago

noun, Escort service attending to needs of those on the campaign trail.

synopsical added 9 months 8 days ago

adverb, Brief script outline regarded as ludicrous.

tannenbomb added 9 months 8 days ago

noun, Explosion of lights and ornaments hitting the floor after your cat attempts to climb the Christmas tree.

textricate added 4 months 14 days ago

verb, Trying to undo the damage of a misguided memo with a barrage of emails and/or text messages.

tsunamini added 4 months 22 days ago

noun, Destructive wave caused by cannonball or other ill-conceived dive into a small body of water.

vegetardian added 2 months 14 days ago

noun, Perpetually late person who eats only vegetables because they're all that’s left by the time they arrive.

wiilation added 7 months 2 days ago

noun, Joy at achieving top score in online game.

wiimeaned added 2 months 29 days ago

adverb, Damage to self-esteem caused by "Wii Fit" plumping up your "Wii Mii" after weigh-in.

wiipression added 7 months 2 days ago

noun, Funk resulting from declining ranking in online gaming.

wrapalanche added 9 months 8 days ago

noun, Mountain of discarded paper and ribbons from Christmas morning.

Youphoria added 8 months 6 days ago

noun, Elation resulting from having one's YouTube video listed as most viewed of the day.

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